Mum and Dad were watching TV when Mum said, “I’m tired, and
it’s getting late. I think I’ll go to bed.” She went to the kitchen to
make sandwiches for the next day’s lunches. Rinsed out the popcorn
bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening
checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar [...]
Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets.
A man would no longer be considered a “good catch” simply because he is breathing.
Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds.
Shopping would be considered an aerobic [...]
• Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately… Sweetheart U R Dead !
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• Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
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• There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in [...]
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