A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night,
when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen entered.
He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was so masculine and sensuous that [...]
Commandment 1
Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.
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Commandment 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep.
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Commandment 3
Marriage is grand — and divorce is at least 100 grand!
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Commandment 4
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the [...]
CAN’T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
There is no way in hell I’m going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.
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I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
…. without you in it.
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DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven’t had a fight in a while.
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NO, PIZZA’S FINE.
…. you cheap slob!
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I JUST DON’T WANT A [...]
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