Men are just simply happier people, and here is why…
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car Mechanics tell [...]
• Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately… Sweetheart U R Dead !
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• Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
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• There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in [...]
TWO WOMEN TALKING:
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Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute!
Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking?
Woman 1: No, it’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face [...]
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