A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband:
Lady:- I lost my Husband
Inspector:- What is his height
Lady:- I never noticed
Inspector:- Slim or healthy
Lady:- Not slim can be healthy
Inspector:- Colour of eyes
Lady:- Never noticed
Inspector:- Colour of hair
Lady:- Changes according to season
Inspector:- [...]
To a business husband traveling to India and back, Wife started reminding him how to benefit from such trips, buy and bring things for cheap from foreign.
She said, “When you are in India buy a few Sarees for me, On your way back when you stop at Dubai, Buy lots of jewelleries for me. And [...]
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.
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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without [...]
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