Posts Tagged ‘humor

NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.
He will give you the licen.
For instruktions, see bottom applikason.
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1. Last name:
(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dot no
(Check karet box)
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2. First name:
(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dot no
(Check karet box)
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3. Age:
(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than [...]

Humor Vacation

18, May 2008

“Laughter is an instant vacation” –Merlin Berke
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Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have?
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Manager: Sorry, but i can’t give you a job. I don’t need much help. Job [...]

UNIX Airways
Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport.
They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece,
arguing nonstop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building.
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Air DOS
Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the [...]


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