Today’s Professional Management FUNDAS
1.”We will do it” means “You will do it”
2.”You have done a great job” means “More work to be given to you”
3.”We are working on it” means “We have not yet started working on the same”
4.”Tomorrow first thing in the morning” means “Its not getting done “At least not tomorrow!”
5.”After discussion we [...]
When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes.
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When the DENTIST says, Open wide.
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When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown?
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When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back?
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When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it’s in, you’ll love it.
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When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, [...]
“OLD” IS WHEN . Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Pick one; I can’t do both!”
“OLD” IS WHEN … Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.
“OLD” IS WHEN … A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. [...]
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