A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.
The mechanic shouted across the garage,”Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for [...]
School:
A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays.
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Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
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Nurse:
A person who works up to give you sleeping pills.
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Love Affairs:
Something like the game of Cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test match.
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Marriage:
It’s an agreement in which a [...]
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a [...]
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