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		<title>Have a Flying Day like a Bird</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:19:34 +0000</pubDate>
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The little boy had always wished that he could fly like a bird. 
It was very difficult for him to understand why he could not fly. There were birds 
at the zoo that were much bigger than he, and they could fly. 
&#8220;Why can&#8217;t I?&#8221; he thought. &#8220;Is there something wrong with me?&#8221; he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m not Coming 2 Office 2day !!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 10:52:02 +0000</pubDate>
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Oh GOD !!! My Stomach is Aching&#8230;.. 
I can&#8217;t come to Office&#8230;..
 
U Stupid !!! Y Ur not Listening to Me only&#8230;??? 
I&#8217;ll not come to Office&#8230;..
 
Leave Me&#8230;!!! I won&#8217;t come to Office&#8230;.. Leave Me&#8230;!!!
 
Finally&#8230;.. Brought into Office&#8230;.. My Life got Spoiled&#8230;!!! \
Totally Spoiled&#8230;!!! 

This BUG will not get Fixed &#38; this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THOUGHT FOR THE DAY</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 07:10:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[See a mistake as a mistake, not as 
&#160;&#160; &#34;my&#34; or &#34;his&#34; mistake. &#34;My&#34; 
means guilt; &#34;his&#34; means anger.
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		<title>Thought for the day</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 05:24:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nick</dc:creator>
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NEVER CRY FOR ANY RELATION IN LIFE BECAUSE FOR THE ONE WHOM YOU CRY DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR TEARS AND THE ONE WHO DESERVES WILL NEVER LET YOU CRY&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; &#8230;&#8230;.. TREAT EVERYONE WITH POLITENESS EVEN THOSE WHO ARE RUDE TO YOU, NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT NICE BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE NICE&#8230;&#8230;.. &#8230;&#8230;&#8230; &#8230;&#8230; 
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		<title>THINKING OUT OF THE BOX</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 17:43:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
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Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.
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Q. If you had three [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Telephonic assistance is on its way!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 20:21:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bt</dc:creator>
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Most of us have now learned to live with automated telephony as a necessary part of our lives. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the god decided to install it? Imagine praying and hearing the following: &#62;
Thank you for calling Jehovah/Allah/and all the rest.
For English press 1
For Spanish press 2
For Arabic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Know you are having a bad day when&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 19:59:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You Know you are having a bad day when&#8230;
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
You call the suicide prevention hotline and they put you on hold.
Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
You wake up and your braces are stuck together.
Your blind [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Casual Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 19:20:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Company decides to adopt Fridays as Casual Day and they issued a Memo to all department intimating the same.
Week 1
Memo 1: Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their choice.
Week 3
Memo 2: Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate attire [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Exam Special</title>
		<link>http://fminbox.com/funny/exam-special/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 19:15:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three Examinations special
1) Special offer&#8230;&#8230;.. Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal&#8217;s office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.
Hurry offer valid until exams only&#8230;.
2) It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write our exam [...]]]></description>
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