Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs? Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
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Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop? Waiter : Can’t you tell the difference by taste? Customer : No, I can’t. Waiter : Then does it really matter?
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Customer : Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my [...]
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
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2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. [...]
The questions are:
What are you thinking about? Do you love me? Do I look fat? Do you think she is prettier than me? What would you do if I died?
What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e tells the [...]
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