5 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.

1. At the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/friends…
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: – Don’t U know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on
your feet…
Stupid Question: – Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: – No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…why don’t you try
again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people asks…
Stupid Question: – Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: – Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: – Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer: – No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occasionally also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after
years…
Stupid Question: – Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer: – Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.