Haha! I’m assuming the dollar store is the only store in his town. Why wouldn’t you see if they have them somewhere else? If at some point this licorice develops such a hold on you, then wouldn’t you think it would be worth your time to find something out about the company? Don’t they have contact information on the wrapper? You can skip the middle man and go straight to the source!
It’s more funny for you to just rant though, so I digress…
Good video, PRant.
OH MY GOD !! I can relate to this ! there was a dollar store near my house that sold animal-shaped-marshmallows and i was SO addicted to them ! then they stopped selling them. and then karma got them back ! haha the store closed down like 1-2 months later !! HAHA THEY CAN SUCK ON THAT >:D
I know what he means. The Dollar Store used to have these amazing chocolate bars for a quarter apiece. These things were 20x better than Hershey’s and all of the sudden, one day they just stopped selling them. I was heartbroken. =[
@jhawg69 i have never in my life seen something with a malfunction of some sort in a dollar store. it’s not a clearance store; maybe you’ve just been hiding out in the flea market for too long. dollar stores are convenient so you don’t have to walk 2miles in walmart to get a couple items & why not save a few cents? it adds up.
@ProjectRANT fucking store like Wal*Mart? They have everything at every day low prices and I’d bet they even have licorice that is fresh! Oh and word of caution incase you’ve never been in a Wal*Mart. Try not to drool in the bakery department, it drives away their customers. FAT ASS!
@ProjectRANT The products they get most of the time come from companies that can’t sell those products in a real store because they are old, damaged, or some other malfunction. So, that licorice you bought that you really liked, most likely it was about three weeks old dumbass. Did you know it’s scientifically proven old licorice makes your balls shrink? (you don’t want to know what it would do to a woman). So, Mr. Fatass, if you really want some reliable service why don’t you go to a real
@ProjectRANT Dear Angry Dollar Store Customer
I realize you got to the Dollar Store because it’s cheap. I understand your complaint about us running out of your favorite items in the store you’d like to buy. So from the depths of my heart I just want to say, GO FUCK YOURSELF! What do you expect you broke ass bastard it’s the fucking dollar store?!! The name should tell you they are cheap. Have you ever noticed when you look at the date it’s close to being old? There’s a reason for that.
@ProjectRANT I gave some thought about my rant and what you said (regarding you might have made an episode out of it). So I’m gonna do a retake and see how you like it. And you can tell me I give 150% or 29.5% if you’d like.
@ProjectRANT And to make things more interesting, I’ve even visited your website. Is this what I have become? A groupie? Eh, it’s ok groupies get backstage passes and free beer so it’s all good.
@jhawg69 LOL. You have to be super nice or super troll to get the “Thanks for watching!” All kidding aside, you’ve been all over our show and we do appreciate you checking the show out and taking the time to comment.
@ProjectRANT I appreciate the feedback but I must say this. You forgot to tell me “Thanks for watching!” It’s all good though, next time around I’ll bring my A++ game and give 150%. Or at least 29.5%. Who knows?
25 Responses to Project: Rant – RANT 012: That F@#$ing Dollar Store
LochnessMonsterx
September 4th, 2010 at 5:34 am
WAY TO GO, DOLLAR STORE.
ncfwhitetigress
September 4th, 2010 at 6:04 am
lmfao
ProjectRANTtoo
September 4th, 2010 at 6:05 am
@enjoisk8ermark oh so close! I believe the answer you’re looking for is, “I’ll su*k your dog’s di*k.” Thanks for playing (and watching).
MJB1910
September 4th, 2010 at 6:14 am
lol why does he swear so much .. I think it might be a golden vocab word for him.
enjoisk8ermark
September 4th, 2010 at 7:05 am
i’ll fuck yours dog’s shit?
RainStormTornados
September 4th, 2010 at 7:16 am
I love this episode!
assetchoise
September 4th, 2010 at 8:01 am
Yeah…same thing with carrot juice!!!!
Jestervs
September 4th, 2010 at 8:14 am
Haha! I’m assuming the dollar store is the only store in his town. Why wouldn’t you see if they have them somewhere else? If at some point this licorice develops such a hold on you, then wouldn’t you think it would be worth your time to find something out about the company? Don’t they have contact information on the wrapper? You can skip the middle man and go straight to the source!
It’s more funny for you to just rant though, so I digress…
Good video, PRant.
TheRandomJenShow
September 4th, 2010 at 8:39 am
OH MY GOD !! I can relate to this ! there was a dollar store near my house that sold animal-shaped-marshmallows and i was SO addicted to them ! then they stopped selling them. and then karma got them back ! haha the store closed down like 1-2 months later !! HAHA THEY CAN SUCK ON THAT >:D
AllieAudacity
September 4th, 2010 at 8:53 am
I know what he means. The Dollar Store used to have these amazing chocolate bars for a quarter apiece. These things were 20x better than Hershey’s and all of the sudden, one day they just stopped selling them. I was heartbroken. =[
sukaro123
September 4th, 2010 at 9:37 am
Why is half his beard shaved?
ProjectRANT
September 4th, 2010 at 10:09 am
@Codguy77 Just think “fuck” everytime you hear a bleep, that’ll make it pretty close.
Codguy77
September 4th, 2010 at 10:45 am
i cant follow what hes saying very well cuz of all the bleeps
WhenWeGoDontBlameUs6
September 4th, 2010 at 11:02 am
@jhawg69 i have never in my life seen something with a malfunction of some sort in a dollar store. it’s not a clearance store; maybe you’ve just been hiding out in the flea market for too long. dollar stores are convenient so you don’t have to walk 2miles in walmart to get a couple items & why not save a few cents? it adds up.
jhawg69
September 4th, 2010 at 11:48 am
@ProjectRANT I just read it over, I realize I need to hire an editor as far as mistakes…but I’ll try to use this to correct it.
“I realize you got to the Dollar Store…” should be ” I realize you GO to the Dollar Store”
“…your complaint about us running…” should be “…your complaint about THEM running…”
Both of those corrections are in the first part of the rant.
jhawg69
September 4th, 2010 at 12:33 pm
@ProjectRANT fucking store like Wal*Mart? They have everything at every day low prices and I’d bet they even have licorice that is fresh! Oh and word of caution incase you’ve never been in a Wal*Mart. Try not to drool in the bakery department, it drives away their customers. FAT ASS!
jhawg69
September 4th, 2010 at 12:54 pm
@ProjectRANT The products they get most of the time come from companies that can’t sell those products in a real store because they are old, damaged, or some other malfunction. So, that licorice you bought that you really liked, most likely it was about three weeks old dumbass. Did you know it’s scientifically proven old licorice makes your balls shrink? (you don’t want to know what it would do to a woman). So, Mr. Fatass, if you really want some reliable service why don’t you go to a real
jhawg69
September 4th, 2010 at 1:44 pm
@ProjectRANT Dear Angry Dollar Store Customer
I realize you got to the Dollar Store because it’s cheap. I understand your complaint about us running out of your favorite items in the store you’d like to buy. So from the depths of my heart I just want to say, GO FUCK YOURSELF! What do you expect you broke ass bastard it’s the fucking dollar store?!! The name should tell you they are cheap. Have you ever noticed when you look at the date it’s close to being old? There’s a reason for that.
jhawg69
September 4th, 2010 at 2:09 pm
@ProjectRANT I gave some thought about my rant and what you said (regarding you might have made an episode out of it). So I’m gonna do a retake and see how you like it. And you can tell me I give 150% or 29.5% if you’d like.
jhawg69
September 4th, 2010 at 2:29 pm
@ProjectRANT And to make things more interesting, I’ve even visited your website. Is this what I have become? A groupie? Eh, it’s ok groupies get backstage passes and free beer so it’s all good.
TheBloveall
September 4th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
You know, that licorice really is the best damn stuff on the planet. I’d be upset too. I love it.
ProjectRANT
September 4th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
@jhawg69 LOL. You have to be super nice or super troll to get the “Thanks for watching!” All kidding aside, you’ve been all over our show and we do appreciate you checking the show out and taking the time to comment.
jhawg69
September 4th, 2010 at 4:10 pm
@ProjectRANT I appreciate the feedback but I must say this. You forgot to tell me “Thanks for watching!” It’s all good though, next time around I’ll bring my A++ game and give 150%. Or at least 29.5%. Who knows?
smoothcriminaldude
September 4th, 2010 at 4:15 pm
i like blue i rarely find it but when i find them aaaaaawwww shit there sold out because of me
ProjectRANT
September 4th, 2010 at 4:54 pm
@jhawg69 Awesome, if that was just a little bit longer we might have made it into an episode!