After an international beer conference in London, all the world’s top brewery

bosses decide to go out for a beer together. The Chairman of Budweiser says, “I’d

like the most refreshing beer in the world, ‘The King Of Beers’: give me a Budweiser.

“The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him . The Chairman

of Guiness says, “I’d like the only beer in the world  worth really, truly waiting for

give me a Guinness.” The bartender serves him. The Chairman of Carlsberg says, ” I

would like the world’s best beer, drunk in more countries than any other: give me

a Carlsberg.” He gets it. Vijay Mallaya sits down, looks around and says, “Just give

me a Coke.” The bartender looks at him, shrugs, and serves him. The other brewery

bosses laugh loudly and say “Hey Vijay, how come you aren’t drinking a Kingfisher?”

“Listen,” says Vijay Mallya, “If you guys aren’t drinking beer neither will I.”