When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes.

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When the DENTIST says, Open wide.

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When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown?

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When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back?

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When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it’s in, you’ll love it.

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When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again.

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When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest.

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When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.

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When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall?