Archive for July, 2009

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year
old son waiting for him at the door.
SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?" replied the man.
SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "That’s none of your business. [...]

A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant.
Scared??..She confides this ‘ news’ to her mother.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the
pig that did This to you?
I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front [...]

Kal jab mile thhe…. to dil mein hua ek sound. Aur aaj mile to kehte hain… your file not found! *

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai, woh [...]


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